I'll shake your hand and then I'll wash mine
Tell you my secrets most every time
I'll use my foot to open that door
Talk behind your back, I've done it before
But I won't need to apologize
So long as I tell you no lies
You think I'm dumb, I think I'm smarter than you
I know what your thinking and I know what you do
When you turn around I look at your girlfriend's ass too
Before you judge me know that I’m just like you
It’s true
I need to cum just to unwind
Say “I don't care” to stay on your mind
I look in the mirror every time I walk by
I’ll be very charming to hide that I'm shy
But I won't need to apologize
So long as I tell you no lies
You think I'm dumb, I think I'm smarter than you
I know what your thinking and I know what you do
When you turn around I look at your girlfriend's ass too
Before you judge me know that I’m just like you
It’s true
Keep looking for your pot of gold
You can’t remember where you hid yourself today
Can you tell me if I’m hot or cold?
Well take your time illusions die
And only what’s real remains
I'll let it rip when I'm all alone
And I may take a shit while I'm on the phone
I'll pick my nose alone in the car
Think I have a shot with that movie star
And I won't need to apologize
As long as I tell you no lies
You think I'm dumb, I think I'm smarter than you
I know what your thinking and I know what you do
When you turn around I look at your girlfriend's ass too
Before you judge me know that I’m just like you
Before you can tell me what I ought to do
Before you can trust me, got to know your own truth
Before you can love me, got to know I am you
It is true